It's windy, rainy and November! I'm ill. An evil man and his mates have colonized my throat. They brought razors. That's why it hurts when I try to swallow. Bastards! 
My room is a mess! Let me qoute my father "It looks like Al-Quaida has blown a bomb in here". And it does, honestly. And I have no excuse for it. "How to dismantle an atombic bomb" is a studio album by the Irish rock band U2. "How to put your wardrobe back to together" is a thinking piece by Jenny Andersson. A thinking piece..mark my words on that.